It gives me great pleasure to read the negative comments about the music I like. But then what’s even better is the comments those negative reviews get. Like “Sorry you’re deaf”, or “you don’t know what good music is” or the seriously disturbed comment-er “YOU STUPID OLD COW YOU GO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOOD MUSIC AND THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF YOU CUT YOURSELF AND THEN HUNG FROM THE RAFTERS BUT YOUR SO FAT THAT THE RAFTERS BROKE AND SO YOU HAVE TO DROWN YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT FINDING GOOD MUSIC!” (that is not an actual review that i know of but i’m sure one like it exists.)
I just find it hilarious how easy it is to set people off just because their favorite band was insulted. YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC ISN’T EVERYONE’S FAVORITE MUSIC (unless of course it’s Justin Bieber, everyone loves him). Whatever, people are just stupid. Get over yourself and realize that it’s not that big of a deal that <3FloRENcE+ThEMAcHiNE<3 isn’t that into Korn. It just doesn’t happen that way, and to get your panties in a wad about it isn’t a waste of your time because A) you look like a person that needs to be medicated and possibly put away and B) You aren’t going to change <3FloRENcE+ThEMAcHiNE<3’s mind. I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we’d all eat it and be happy. (FALSE: middle school was hell). Yes, that was a quote from mean girls, i’m not that clever.
Anyways. I think I’m going to talk about the Real Housewives of Orange County. Vicki and Brooks, mainly Brooks are gross together. First of all, Brianna and Tamra are 100% right. Brooks is a freeloader and he’s trying to clean Vicki’s life of everyone that can sense that, even her own daughter and Vicki is just too blinded by love. I don’t get it, he’s creepy. Like the kind of person you pass on the street and pull your kid a little closer to you just in case. Yeah, I’d watch out for that fella. Sorry, I’m being mean.
Also, Sarah Winchester is a nut and she just wants attention from the show, maybe to be made into a permanent housewife? I don’t know, but if you’ve ever noticed, the “recurring” housewives, never make regular status, except for Brandi in Beverly Hills, which, in her case was much deserved.
Alright, that’s done. Time to download my album FOR FREE! YES, 12 TRACKS ALL FOR FREE RIGHT DOWN THERE! GO AND SWOOP IT UP!